Newsem of the Week: US and Global News That Rhymes

Colombian author Gabriel Garcia Marquez died this week at 87 years old. Many of us frequently wake up confused, But for one Czech man that state has fused. He woke up an amnesiac in a Norwegian snowbank, And spent months under investigation, drawing a blank. Despite deadly clashes Ukraine may soon see peace, As they …

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Scientists have made a discovery both new and old: A dinosaur species that humans had yet to behold. They may have looked like lizards combined with birds, Described by a paleontologist as “really bizarre, even by dinosaur standards.” As those of us who have thawed can surely attest, This year’s weather has left many of …

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International Newsem: Global News That Rhymes

The Copenhagen Zoo shot a giraffe dead Because he was a “surplus” and couldn’t be bred. Although many offered to take him and protest was widespread, The zoo had its way and fed him to the lions instead. East Asia will soon see two official meetings of note: Between both Koreas, rendering dialogue less remote; …

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International Newsem: Global News That Rhymes

For the first week this year no Americans have faced Their loved ones in school being laid to waste. But unfortunately families in Moscow now know How shootings in schools can cause so much woe. Kerry has said that Israel needs to play nice To keep its global relations away from thin ice. Yet on …

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International Newsem: Global News That Rhymes

The peace talks for Syria had a very slow start With both sides demanding a change of heart. But Assad won’t agree to play a smaller part And the opposition says that just ain’t smart. As well as refusing to make his rule more brief, Assad failed to come through on humanitarian relief. Since both …

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