International Newsem: Global News That Rhymes

Pollution has become so bad in Beijing That an Orange Alert warns against breathing [outside]. Some factories have closed to mitigate the smog, And a nearby man is suing his city over the fog. In a move unexpected and and without explanation, The entire Egyptian cabinet gave its resignation. Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, the former minister …

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National Newsem: US News That Rhymes

International news will follow as soon as I can make something rhyme with Turchynov...   Our Secretary of Defense released a downsizing plan That would scale our force size back to when World War II began. He wants fewer on active duty and smaller benefits, But expanded special operations for the next surprise blitz. The …

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